Why Sweden is The Bad

Everybody is know that Sweden is not of the very good. This is comprehensive list of bad thing about Sweden:
 * IKEA is Swedish plot to take over world by low-cost furniture
 * Swedes are like fancy turnip. Turnip should be good enough for all normal people
 * IKEA is secretly putting horses into meat ball and also probably wardrobe door
 * Gateway to Narnia not found in IKEA wardrobe
 * Monopoly was invented in Sweden

Good thing about Sweden:
 * Sweden is not Estonia